


Sleep? Never Met Her 100% Cotton Heavyweight Tee

Each made-to-order piece is crafted just for you — no wasted stock, no mass production, just rave-ready quality on demand. Production usually takes 7–10 business days, and shipping times depend on the option you select at checkout (standard, expedited, or express). Please note these timelines are estimates and not guaranteed.
Split shipping: If your order has both made-to-order and in-stock items, they’ll ship separately so your ready-to-go gear isn’t held up.
Returns: Because these items are custom-made, all sales are final. We include accurate size charts on each product page to help you choose the right fit. Please double-check your size before ordering — we want you to feel amazing in your new rave look.
For full details, check out our Returns Policy
She’s not in your contacts and you’re not looking. Whether you're coming off a 36-hour festival bender or just living on iced coffee and questionable life choices, the Sleep? Never Met Her. tee says it so you don’t have to. Printed on the heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, it’s soft, structured, and made for those who somehow still have energy for the afters.
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100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
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Garment-dyed for that washed, vintage look
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Relaxed unisex fit — size up for a true oversized vibe
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Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a vintage, broken-in feel
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Size up for an effortlessly oversized, lived-in look
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Double-stitched hems and twill-taped seams = built to last
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Made to order — less waste, more sleep (jk)
Wear it to the rave. Or the afters. Or the after-afters. No one’s judging.
Material and Care
Size Chart
Please ensure to carefully measure yourself for accurate sizing, as the dimensions can vary across different brands and styles. If in between sizing, please size up.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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